All The Alpha Males Are Really Working Themselves Into A Lather Over A Magazine Cover

Oh boy! Looks like all the Alphas are very triggered about a Hollywood Reporter magazine cover. Yes we’re talking about The fucking Hollywood Reporter, you know, the magazine about Hollywood elites whose attention and approval these folks don’t desperately yearn for.

But yeah, all the classic Alphas are out in full force and very upset about this. You know, the guys named Tucker who wear bowties and comedians named Chad who walk into a Stetson shop and think a hat is all you need to qualify as a ranch hand. You know, the folks who represent fellas who pop on a Columbia shirt and a pair of Costa del Mar’s then think they’re deep sea fishermen. Real men’s men, the guys who check all the Alpha stereotypes. They’re the ones who feel that their masculinity is under attack because an entertainment magazine said that Betas are in, as KFC Radio claimed in February.

My question is, if you’re offended by this magazine cover then perhaps you were never an Alpha after all? Just what sticks out to me here. If you need to put on your makeup then whine about how you’re being bullied then… idk, maybe you’re not the tough guy that you thought you were? Crying about wars on masculinity and manliness being under attack just seems to be the move of the nerd at recess who got picked last.

Solution? How bout everyone just acts like a Beta and does whatever the fuck they want and don’t cry over all the people being meanies. After all isn’t “Lions don’t concern themselves with the opinion of sheep” the Twitter bio of every fake Alpha on the planet? Then mind your own business and do your own thing and stop being such a goddamn pussy.

Listen to KFC Radio from last month when me and Kevin declared Beta Boys were the new Alphas, a statement that’s becoming more and more true with each passing day…

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/quickie-beta-boys/id536209167?i=1000402563745&mt=2