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A Butcher Gets Arrested After Cutting His Son's Hand Off Cause He Was Addicted To Porn

NYP- A butcher from India was so upset at his son for watching porn that he went after him with a knife — and chopped off his hand, according to reports. Mohammad Qayyum Qureshi, 45, was apparently sick and tired of catching his 18-year-old, Mohammad Khalid Qureshi, looking at smut on his smartphone. Police officials told the Hindustan Times newspaper that the two had been arguing over his porn watching for quite some time before the alleged attack occurred Monday in the southern Indian city of Hyderabad. Qayyum, who is charged with attempted murder, reportedly caught his son in the act the day before and gotten into a scuffle with him. The teen bit him on the hand and fled before eventually returning home on Sunday night, cops said. When they woke up the next morning, they got into another argument over the porn — and that’s when Qayyum allegedly lost it. As Khalid was defending his porn habits, cops said his father grabbed one of his butcher’s knives and chopped off nearly his entire hand in a fit of rage.

We should fear all butchers. We should fear all butchers and this story is exactly why. Cause every butcher in the world is one fit of rage away from cutting off a person’s limbs. Butchers are too comfortable with blood and guts and cutting off body parts. Normal people with normal jobs will have a hard time attacking a person and pulling a knife on them. To be honest, I’d rather be shot than stabbed with a knife. The thought of a sharp blade slicing through my skin makes me queasy just typing it. Give me a bullet to the chest every day of the week. But butchers don’t have that hang up. They rip through flesh every day for hours. So slicing off a foot or a hand or a head is nothing to them. Again, we should fear all butchers.

In terms of the actual story, I’d say cutting off your son’s hand cause you think he’s addicted to porn. Really seems like a long term solution to a short term problem. Every kid watches porn. The sooner the world realizes it the less hands are gonna get cut off. And did the dad cut off the other hand? The whole thing makes no sense if he didn’t cut off both his son’s hands. Cause the first thing his son is gonna do when he recovers from a severed hand is use the other hand to jerk off. I’d bet the human race on it. Life uhhhh finds a way.