The Mooch Beating These Stoolies To The SAFTB Punch Is So Vintage Mooch It Hurts

If you don’t love The Mooch you stink. Honestly how can you not like this guy? Brings a smile to my face every time I see him, every time he speaks, every time he poses for a picture, every time he interacts with Stoolies. He’s The Mooch. Even his name makes me chuckle. The Mooch. And it’s such a Mooch move to see a group of young guys in the crowd, know they’re Stoolies and beat them to their own punch. “What are Saturdays for, dudes?”

Love the point too. The point is fantastic.

God bless The Mooch. What an American treasure that man is. 10 days as the face of America’s executive branch was simply not enough (11 by Mooch’s count). Not even close.