Presumed Dead Guy Wakes Up After Spending The Night In The Morgue

Daily Mail- A man who was wrongly pronounced dead after a car crash in India narrowly avoided being cut up in a morgue when doctors realised he was still alive. Himanshu Bharadwaj’s family has claimed a miracle after the pathologist at a hospital in Nagpur detected a pulse just as he was picking up a blade to perform an autopsy. The patient was resuscitated and rushed to a separate ward in the hospital after the error was realized. Meanwhile a large crowd gathered outside to protest against the perceived negligence, News18 reports. Bharadwaj was seriously hurt in a car accident yesterday, after which he was sent to hospital. His condition worsened and he was declared brain dead – and then medically dead – before being sent for autopsy. According to the Daily Bhaskar, the man was kept in the mortuary overnight.

This guy needs to start his own religion. Do it. Don’t think. Do it. People will buy in. People will believe. A guy coming back from the dead is how like 98% of religions start. And in India no less? Do it. Over a billion people live in India. He’d get at least a couple hundred thousand people to join him. Pass around the collection basket and he’ll clear at least $100,000. People who have borderline miracles happen to them and then don’t start their own religion is such a wasted opportunity. And anyone saying, “Kinda fucked up to start a religion just to make a bunch of tax-free money” needs to grow up. That’s what organized religion is.

Brass tax though. How much would someone have to pay you to spend the night at the morgue? One night. Let’s say 8pm to 6am. 10 hours. You have to stay in one of the drawers. There have to be real actual dead bodies all around you. We shut you in and you just lay there. Might even pump you full of caffeine so you can’t sleep (like you would sleep anyway LOL). Me personally, we’re talking 6 figures to get me to stay the night. I don’t believe in ghosts or spirits or any of that but I also don’t believe in tempting fate. Let sleeping dogs lie. You start looking for trouble like this and trouble is gonna find you. Stay one night in the morgue for fun and that’ll be the night dead bodies come alive and eat you. No thanks. We might actually be talking 7 figures.