Teen Mom And Porn Pro Farrah Abraham Is Suing MTV For Sex Shaming Her

Sadly, I too have been sex shamed. Allow me to set the scene.

It was a late October evening in 2013. I had just thrown on some lovely music and curled up ever so tightly into my plush blankets. There was a crispness in the air that whispered to the soul that Autumn was finally here. It was pumpkin spice szn so you already know that I had a delicious pumpkin beer and was ready to give ma’lady the business.

For the next four minutes, our worlds were intertwined with the connection being formed by only our privates and our mouths. Incredible. We both enjoyed it. I enjoyed so much that I experienced what only can be called an orgasm. When one has an orgasm, the entire body relaxes. This time, and this time alone, my body relaxed so much that I released a little gas from my butt. Talkin farts now. Did it ruin the moment? Yes. Did I sue my wife for 5 million dollars for telling me to “go wipe your ass” after sex? No I didnt.

That being said, I’m on Farrah’s side here. What happens with our buttholes during sex, whether on camera or not, is nobody else’s business. No one should shame you about what happens when you relax your sphincter. Sometimes it’s sex. Sometimes it’s gas. It’s always a private and personal matter. I just wish the executives at MTV and my wife knew that.

That being said part 2: I’m totally onboard for having a little chuckle at lip plumping gone wrong. I mean, goodness gracious.