Weekend Log: Thinkin Bout Building A Pipe Desk

I gotta be honest with ya, fellas. It’s been a long day. Headed down to the ole outlet mall this morning with the fam. Picked up a couple of collared shirts and a few flannels. Additionally, I got a lovely belt. I needed a new belt. Everybody knows that. Probably the first new belt that I’ve purchased since ’08. Fuckin Obama.

When I got home, it was time to order a pizza and dick-off a bit on ma smartphone. I cruised over to Pinterest. I like Pinterest. I know. I know. “Chaps! That’s for girls, you Wet Bandit-looking Cuck!”

I like what I like. Turns out, I like this pipe desk.

Truth be known, I dont really have a need for this desk. My desk is fine. But, I will not rest until I make this desk. I’ll probably make it tomorrow while I’m smoking a pork butt. I got the recipe for the pork butt on Pinterest too. I know. I know. “Chaps! That’s for girls, you Wet Bandit-looking Cuck!”

I like what I like. Turns out, I like that recipe. Espresso rubbed with chilis, garlic powder, and topped with fresh herbs? My friends, it’s gonna be delicious. Gonna eat it at the table with my family. Cant get barbecue sauce on my new pipe desk. If I did, there’s probably a natural cleaner that I can make from vinegar or something. I can probably find instructions for that on Pinterest too. I know. I know. “Chaps! That’s for girls, you Wet Bandit-looking Cuck!”

I like what I like. Turns out, I like vinegar-based cleaners. Hope everybody is having a good weekend. Clearly, I am. Going out tonight? Namaste home and build a pipe desk.