The Lovely Genie Bouchard Graced the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition For the Second Year in a Row! Congrats!

Dad approves!

I’ll never stop loving Genie Bouchard. I’ll watch every match she has whether it’s in Australia, or New York, Taipei I’m glued to the TV. Congrats to you Genie on making your second consecutive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition! It’s a big time honor, and an even bigger honor to get asked back. One day she’ll bounce back in the tennis world and rise in the rankings, but she’ll always be the love of my life no matter what. I do not believe she’s in a real relationship with that Super Bowl bet guy John Goehrke, who is a stoolie in some capacity as he likes all of our main accounts Instagrams. No disrespect to you John, you seem like a good dude, but I’m not buying it.

I always think back to this soy sauce pizza dipping tweet. It rattles my cage here and there. I’ve never tried it, and I’m scared quite frankly. But I’m more prone to trying new things with gorgeous women on dates so Genie if you’re free I’d love to dip some pizza in some soy sauce over a nice bottle of wine and see where that takes us.