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Here's Video Of A Corgi Majestically Riding A Pony Into The Night For Reasons Unknown

You know what I just realized? That video made me come to the realization that animals hate humans. They have to. All animals absolutely despise human beings. That video is all the proof I needed. Think about it. We pave rods and and build railways and entire communities at the expense of the animals that live there. We just bully our way into wherever we want and set up shop without thinking. I bet Corgis would be riding ponies every day if we weren’t around. Who knows what kind of animal combinations are out there who are too embarrassed to pair up because of the big bad humans. Combinations you would never dream of. Alligators and bears? Bears and seagulls? Seagulls and dolphins? the list is endless. But since we’re around, they have to do it in the pitch black of night like that corgi and pony. Or they don’t do it at all. They feel ashamed of they’re actions so they hide it from the humans. That makes me sad. If we as a human race had even a smidge of empathy we’d all commit suicide so corgis could ride ponies all day long.