Hey, Philly. Stop Being Selfish And Get Beau Allen Some Gosh Dang Beers

YOU: Uhhhhh hey, Jordie. Why the heck is this blog worthy?

ME: Because Beau Allen is an American hero and if wants to drink forty thousand beers today, he deserves to drink forty thousand beers today. Don’t be selfish out there, Philly. Give them everything you have in your backpack.

Oh, and keep feeding Jason Kelce. He’s definitely already #InOne but we need him as drunk as possible once he gets up to the Art Museum steps.

@BarstoolJordie