People Can't Stop Cumming Themselves Cause This Killer Whale Can Say "Hello" And "Bye"

Ohhhhhhhhhhh so special. Wowwwwwwwwww. I’m soooooooo impressed. Not. But people are actually cumming all over themselves cause of this. They’re reacting like this killer whale is a Mensa member now. A couple things on this. One, so what? That’s not that impressive. Humans know way more words. Like a million more. I guess we’re handing out medals for learning two words now. Seems like a low bar. Two, that whale can BARLEY say hello and bye. Barely. Like if I were to grade the killer whale on the accuracy of those words I’d give him a big fat F. No way that dude could pass a high school English class. I will say, it was laugh out loud funny when the video said the whale was imitating a creaky door. Ummmmmm I’m pretty sure that’s just what killer whales sound like. That was a lay up.

And lastly, why does this matter? What the hell are we spending our time on? Is the killer whale gonna go teach English to the other killer whales? Seems unlikely. I just don’t understand what the end game is here. And what if killer whales do learn English and take over the world? These scientists are gonna feel pretty dumb when it comes out that they started the Killer Whale Revolution just to see if they could get one to say words.