Trish Stratus: Still Perfect

The most important surprise entry into either the male or female Royal Rumble match last night was none other than Trish Stratus and I won’t hear it any other way. Trish Stratus is an angel that fell from Heaven and caused the tissue industry to go up 9000% for a good 5-7 years during my adolescence. One day I’m pretty sure I’m going to be stopped by a man on the street and he will just look me in the eyes while holding back tears and say “thank you”. That man will be the former CEO of Kleenex. And I’ll say don’t thank me, thank that time Trish came out wearing a cowboy hat.

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Or that other time she came out wearing a cowboy hat

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But that’s neither here nor there because she then became a pretty good wrestler, but stayed perfect

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And then last night she joined the Rumble and showed she can still go

She probably won’t, but if she decided to have 1 more run between now and Mania, just for the love of the game, I don’t think anyone would mind.

I…I love you?