James Harrison's Treatment Method Makes Brady's Look Tame
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No wonder Deebo and Tom Brady instantly became best friends like they’re off to go do karate in the garage and watch “Shark Week” and he took to New England like he’s been playing here his whole life. He and Brady are soulmates. Warrior Spirits. Obsessed not only with winning, but with reversing the aging process. Both men are doing pioneering work in cheating death by pushing the limits of science.
It’s incredible how much they have in common. Brady invested in TB12 Fitness and Alex Guerrero pliability massages; Harrison invests 350 grand in a sort of holistic treatment pit crew. Brady is swearing off nightshades and inflammatories; Harrison swears off booze, sugars and carbs. Brady sleeps in ceramic lined pajamas; Harrison puts ancient Chinese breast pumps all over his back. The only difference is Brady is a resistance band guy and Harrison prefers to do squats holding two garbage trucks connected by a highway overpass support beam. But that’s what’s so beautiful about it. Two geniuses pushing each other with their different scientific theories, like the Edison and Tesla of football longevity.
Mainly, they both have their detractors. Of course the same skeptics who think The TB12 Method is junk science will question Deebo for The Pop-o-Matic Method. It’s like Einstein said about how great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. And when Brady and Harrison are still winning championships together into their late 40s, who’ll be laughing then?