I Can Watch This Video Of Adam Schefter Slipping On Ice Forever

DOWN GOES SCHEFTER! DOWN GOES SCHEFTER!!! Congratulations to ESPN for finally making the first watchable C’Mon Man ever. It only took like 15 years for that segment not to be cringeworthy, but the Worldwide Leader can finally can hang a W in the standings column. And not only that, but Schefter completely turned the science world upside down. A low center of gravity apparently doesn’t do shit when it comes to stability. Schefter was rumbling, stumbling, and bumbling just like my fat ass would have been on that ice.

I will give Schefty credit for one thing though. I guarantee he his NFL Insider instincts guided him to fall on the pocket that didn’t have his phone in it. I’m pretty sure if someone pulled a gun on Schefter and said he could either get shot in the face or the phone, he would at least have to think about it for a few seconds before realizing he couldn’t read his phone without a face.