Eleven From Stranger Things Has A Boyfriend - Yes Society Has Reached a Point Where We're Publicizing a Thirteen Year Old Celeb's "Romantic" Relationship

As I scrolled through Twitter the other night I stumbled across this. The #1 trending story on the entire internet – two 13 year olds in a relationship.  Celeb gossip certainly runs our world when we’re not talking about sports. We live in a world obsessed with other people’s lives and whereabouts and I sorta understand that cause we’re crazy people. Usually that celeb gossip is with ADULTS or ADOLESCENTS (which goes to 24 now). You know like people who are grown-up and are living on their own, making their own decisions?

Now we’re doing this for a thirteen year old??? I mean that’s insanely wild and creepy at the same time.

I understand Millie Bobby Brown is incredibly popular for being Eleven in Stranger Things, but I don’t need to know who she’s “dating.” You know what dating meant at age thirteen for my generation?

Holy shit! You see Millie and Jacob holding hands oh damn! They’re in love!

Wow Millie gave Jacob a peck on the lips at the mall last night!

What are we talking about here? What is dating these days when you’re 13? You Facetime a lot on your iPads? We really need magazines publishing stories about a 13 year old and a 15 year old “dating?” And don’t say “well Hubbs why are you blogging about them dating then? Hypocrite!” I’m saying if we’ve morphed into a society where a 13 year old girl being in a relationship with a boy is big time news that needs to sweep the nation then I’m all set on this planet. Either get me on that Elon Musk rocket to Mars or I’ll just call it a life at the age of 24. Can that Yellowstone Super Volcano stop procrastinating already?

PS,

Preach, “PopBuzz.”

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