I'll Never Blog About The The White Moose Cafe Because They Banned Bloggers

This story is taking the Internet by storm. You see, a beauty blogger and YouTuber wanted a hotel freebie. Perks of the blog life. I cant tell you about all the perks I get, but let’s just say that I haven’t purchased a stroopwafel on my own in over 6 weeks. Pretty incredible. Ole Elle Darby here wanted to parlay her 90k youtube followers into a free four-day weekend at a boutique hotel. A boutique hotel is, lest we forget, a small hotel which typically has between 10 and 100 rooms in unique settings with upscale accommodations. Whoa. Very fancy! Can you blame her for wanting something so lovely? She reached out to the hotel and they dunked on her candy painted ass.

I’m glad that this hotel finally had the Moose-sized balls to push back on the blogging industry. We need to be kept in check sometimes. We can get a little too diva. From Nate having his birthday party at Olive Garden to me having a very nice leather weekender bag that was shipped all the way from Pakistan, we get a little too big for our britches sometimes. We need to be taken down a peg or two.

“What about three pegs?” Sure.

“Four pegs?” Yes. That’s very possible.

“Five pegs? No way you need to be taken down five pegs.” Could be.

“Six pegs?” Ok. Now you’re just trolling.

“Hey Chaps. Why is our friend Elle so famous? We talkin makeup vidz, fashion tips, or just your casual lifestyle vlogs?”

Yikes. You arent familiar with Elle Darby? Couldnt be me. Well, I guess I shouldnt judge. I know whom she is because it’s part of my job to. I keep important facts about ALL instagram, twitter, and youtube bloggers in the Log. It’s important. Here’s my favorite video of Elle. She’s wacky!

Ole British Bootleg Jenna Marbles Head Ass

Ole Cockney Porn Version Of Khalessi Lookin Ass

Ole I Dont Have Time For Tea And Biscuits Because I Need To Redye Me Roots Face Ass