Chris Christie Reportedly Was Denied From Using A VIP Entrance At Newark Airport

Bloomberg- Meet Chris Christie, former New Jersey governor and current nobody at Newark Liberty International Airport. The two-term Republican, who left office on Jan. 16, was blocked from a VIP entrance he had used for eight years, and directed to stand in Transportation Security Administration screening lines at Terminal B like anyone else, according to a person familiar with the incident.

The order came from police for the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, which operates the airport, according to the person, who wasn’t authorized to speak publicly about security matters. The Port Authority also operates the George Washington Bridge, the target of a plot by Christie aides and allies to tie up traffic for political punishment in 2013.

For what it’s worth, Christie is denying the story.

What we have here is a classic he said, anonymous source said situation. Unfortunately for Chris Christie, myself and many other people are going to believe the anonymous source. You know why? Because all Christie has done the last few years is catch Ls. There was the time he got kicked out of the quiet train, got caught on a state beach after closing down the state beaches, couldn’t even enjoy some nachos at a ballgame without getting screamed at by a fan, was ordered by Trump to try the meatloaf (too many blogs to even link), and oh yeah, going from the potential next President of the United States to getting dumped as a lackey of the President of the United States after months of proverbially S’ing his D. We had the Tyson Zone for every time Mike Tyson did something crazy and now The Christie Zone for every story after story of Christie getting absolutely dominated in life. And whenever you read one of these Christie stories, you inevitably have the Curb song playing in your head as Christie makes that stupid face.

I can’t wait to see what happens to Christie next next. Maybe he slips on a banana peel. Maybe he loses a Rough N Rowdy fight to Tex. Maybe he gets thrown off the GWB by angry tax payers. Anything is possible. But for now I’ll settle for Christie getting Mutombo’d at the VIP entrance and having to wait in line with the rest of us while jockeying for position to get the next tray while also hoping he doesn’t have some TSA agent elbow deep in his ass as part of another “random” check since he is probably the least liked person in the state of New Jersey.

I feel like Chris Christie was living in the Sunday Scaries for weeks leading up to the day he was no longer governor of New Jersey (regardless of what his Twitter handle says). Now that he’s lost that title, he’s fucked. No more VIP entrances. No more private state-paid beaches. And if you think Jerry Jones is going to let some former governor take up a bunch of space and oxygen in his luxury box, you are as delusional as the Cowboys fans that said Dez was better than Odell. Actually, Christie could potentially get in if Jerruh needed a new shlub to clean his glasses. But I imagine Christie will instead be watching the Cowboys come up short year after year on his TV at home with all the other loser Cowboys fans that live in New Jersey.