Get Excited Because Amazon Is Now Offering A Monthly Oreos Subscription
Delish- These days, you can buy a subscription box for just about anything. Beauty products, books, wine, and now, all things Oreo. The cookie brand is selling a “Cookie Club” subscription through Amazon, ensuring cookie deliveries every month. Each box comes with two Oreo snacks – either cookies or candy bars – that are a mix of old favorites and new product innovations, as well as an Oreo-inspired gift and a recipe card. Some of the gift examples Oreo gave include hats, mugs, and games. You can purchase a three-month, six-month, or 12-month subscription, with each factoring out to about $20 a box. As BrandEating points out, the price is a little high given that two packs of Oreos costs around $6, so the other $14 is going toward the gift and recipe card. Still, it’s a solid gift for any Oreo-lovers in your life; Amazon lets you include a gift message if you want, too.
Fuck off man. Seriously. This isn’t helping. 1989-2017 Trent would’ve been PUMPED about this. 2018 Trent is going HAM on an elliptical every day and dieting and it’s the worst thing ever*. This Oreo subscription is like a human Bark Box. What a treat every month. The best part is you’ll forget about it and then one day you’ll get the mail and be SO excited. People need to make videos of themselves tearing into their Oreo boxes like dogs do with Bark Boxes. Just rolling around on the floor eating all the Oreos.
We’re really gonna get to a place where nobody goes outside anymore and I’m here for it. People might see these Oreo boxes and be like, “Why wouldn’t you just go to the store and buy them?” but those people have no vision. Why would you go to the store when you can have Oreos delivered right to your doorstep? Not to mention the boxes come with dope ass Oreo swag. Nothing gets the ladies wetter than rocking an Oreo hat. There’s pussy magnets and then there’s sipping your coffee out of a Nabisco mug. Oreos subscription is gonna be a home run.
*I actually do feel way better. It’s amazing the difference when you don’t fill your body with fried food and all out garbage every day. The main be difference is waking up every morning and not feeling like there’s a volcano in my chest. That’s been a nice bonus. #EllipticalGangGangGang