Besides Cake Farts, Chopping Food With Your Teeth Is The Most Insane Food Video I've Seen

I was so close to using a Must Watch tag. I decided against it. I regret it.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine going to a party and seeing someone prep your salad with their fucking teeth? Chewing up your turnips like your a god damn bird? Buddy,,, I’m not a bird. I’m a human. I eat my own food. Pull out your knife and cut my carrots. Get a food processor, set that fucker to medium and pulse my cheese to grate it. Dont chew it with your chompers and then spit it into a big bowl. We live in a society. Well, at least we used to.

Warming butter in your mouth is next level disgusting. I dont get sick often but I nearly lost it here. The idea of biting off a big ole piece of butter and fucking WARMING it in your mouth makes me sick. Just sick!

Uhhh ya think? Chewing raw garlic pieces? My god!

I’m gagging, friends. Absolutely gagging.

And that’s that. It might be the most horrific video of 2018 and it’s on the 13th day.