Pizza Hut Invents The Black Mirror Automatic Pizza Delivery Truck (That Murdered 3 People)

People forget this thing literally caused 3 murders in Crocodile.  Not the best omen for the launch of your new big branding opportunity.  Order your pie and all you can think about is this bitch showing up at your door with a hammer in her hand while your taking a bath.

Killer idea though, no pun intended.  I know that was your first thought when you saw this thing rolling down the snowy streets at the beginning of the episode.  Why don’t we have these yet?  It’s 2017 and I still have to wait an hour for a guy to bike through the snow and make me feel awful about it when he shows up with his eyebrows covered in icicles so I have to reach into my wallet to tip more out of pity even though I already left the 25% auto tip option on my card?

In fact it’s probably the only thought provoking thing you got out of that piece of shit episode, but I won’t dive back in to that.  Lot of people liked it, to each their own.  And props to Pizza Hut for making it a reality.  Now if we could get these going for all pizza places in NYC, we’d really have a hit on our hands.

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I would assume a massive corporation had something like this in the works longer than 2 weeks so they must have been so pissed when they got cucked by Black Mirror.  Bunch of nerds have been developing this thing from scratch for  months and now everyone thinks they’re just ripping off a popular show for clout.  Brutal.