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Markelle Fultz Is Back! Kind Of! And His Shot Only Looks Slightly Demented!

Jesus. That shot is still infected with Syphilis. And that’s assuming it’s a considered a shot. Looks more like a throw. But then again, that’s only one angle. The peanut gallery media at practice who witnessed Fultz play 4 on 4, 1 on 1, and a bunch of other drills said he and his shot look considerably better. Judge for yourself.

Fultz is “Cleared to begin the final stage of his return-to-play program”, whatever the fuck that means. Hopefully his yips shoulder issues are finally resolved for good. Now everyone is kind of expecting Fultz back sooner than later, which has to be a decent sign, right? Naturally, we have the Sixers propaganda machine making it seem like everyone’s got it made in the shade: