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A Lawyer Visited His Client In Jail And Attempted To Make A "Girls In Jail" Porn, Got Arrested Instead

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CLEARWATER (FOX 13)Deputies in Pinellas County say an attorney was caught with his pants down while planning to record himself having sex with an inmate as part of a project to make a video called “Girls in Jail.” According to the sheriff’s office, detectives received a tip last month that Andrew Spark was paying female inmates for sexual acts at the Pinellas County Jail in Clearwater. They say Shauna Boselli, a 25-year-old inmate, claimed Spark visited her in jail, even though he is not her attorney. She says Spark offered to put money in her commissary account in exchange for oral sex, and bragged about meeting another inmate earlier that day. Boselli declined the alleged offer, but detectives later confirmed that Spark met privately with 28-year-old inmate Antoinette Napolitano that same day.  

What the hell? Just when you think you’ve seen it all, something like this happens. It just goes to show that anything you can think of, no matter how weird or screwed up or far fetched, is likely happening somewhere. There’s no bounds to what humans will do to bust a nut. Literally nothing. In this case it’s basically a lawyer paying female jail inmates to be his prostitutes in exchange for being their lawyer. That’s fucking wild.

It’s hilarious that this dude’s defense was, “No guys it’s cool. It’s not what you think. I’m just trying to make a ‘Girls In Jail’ porn. Nothing to see here. Keep it moving” as if that was gonna get him out of trouble. Nope. That’s not any better than what is actually happening. You’re just trying to get your dick sucked by taking advantage of women who need lawyer services. That’s all this is. It’s super fucked up but it’s also an incredible hustle when you think about. He’s likely been doing this for decades because no one would even think this was a thing. That’s the sign of true genius. When you’re doing something so fucked up and twisted that it takes people YEARS for their brains to even think something like that is going on. And now he’s in jail probably hoping someone wants to make a ‘Boys In Jail’ porno.