As Expected, Monkeys Are Having Sexual Relationships With Deer In Japan

Now another research team has recorded female monkeys humping male deer, and these romps happened in an entirely different group of animals, in another part of the country.

Snow monkeys, or Japanese macaques, are known to cohabit with Sika deer, as the latter are attracted by food scraps discarded by the monkeys on the forest floor.

Researchers have seen monkeys grooming the deer and even riding them, but this sexual stuff is something new.

The single male macaque caught in the act on Yakushima was thought to be a low-status male who couldn’t get a female mate and thus reduced his sexual frustration by taking it out on the deer – who seemed unphased by the affair.

I wasn’t gonna blog this story because I honestly don’t see what the big deal is. A female monkey is humping a deer. People are baffled by this. I have no idea why. It’s called pegging, folks. Ever heard of it?

Monkeys are known for their love of a little sexual romp. In the past, we have detailed the sexual conquests of our pals the bonobos but the Japanese macaques are certainly down to clown. The funny part of these “science journals” talking about the female being the humper is that they ignore the overwhelming fact that Japanese macaques are sexually dimorphic without expounding on the fact that sexual dimorphism doesn’t mean the desires change. Now certainly, the desires can be diverse as well. We are seeing this in plain sight with the deer humping female monkey. It’s worth noting. That’s all I’m saying.

I guess what I’m getting at is that I would rather we focus on why the Japanese macaque had to fuck a deer rather than just LOLing at thought of a female monkey doing a male deer in the butt (anal). What about the societal structure in this monkey’s social group caused her to be an outcast to the point where she was looking for clitoral stimulation on the anus of a deer? As a reminder, deer have no sphincter control. They’ll poop at any time. They literally can’t hold it. Was this female Japanese macaque aware of this shitty fact? Was the female monkey willing to risk poop cooch for a little lady lovin? Goodness. I hope not. That’s a dark path to take during the holidays. Merry Christmas to everyone, including the poop-pussy female Japanese macaque.

Here’s the video. What do you think was happening here?