I Will Never Decorate My Breasts Like A Reindeer To Gain Attention Online

As far as I remember the lyrics of the song go, “you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen” not Prancer and Titsen. This is tasteless. Fellas look, I love breasts, OK? Always have. Always will. But whatever happened to a little human decency? Whatever happened to having just one night of the year where we didn’t flash our breasts to the world? Is that so difficult?

You wanna dress your tits up as a reindeer, that’s your prerogative. My friend, they are your tits. Put as much tinsel on those bad boys as you deem necessary. Just count me out. I’m a gentleman. You dont get this milk without buying the ole cow, so dont plan on seeing my boobs this year.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that open flames around the nipple area (areolas to be specific) are extremely dangerous due to the thin material that makes the nipple. You might think that it takes 15 seconds for the nipple to catch on fire but it can happen in the blink of an eye on the thin part of your nipple (again.. talkin areolas). Nipple safety is paramount this holiday season. Merry Titsmas, folks. We’re flashing them again.