Pornhub is Bringing in the Holiday Season With a LIT Hanukkah Commercial

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Happy Hanukkah everyone! My gift to you is the third annual Pornhub festive commercial. I cannot think of a better way to bring in the Eight Days of Hanukkah than “Eight Crazy Nights” of Free Pornhub Premium. I gotta admit that’s an outrageous way to advertise porn and I cannot wait for Jewish people to get butthurt over this somehow for “making fun” of their religion. You know in this day and age it’s gonna happen.

My big question is how did they cast these two people?

I mean they’re perfectly creepy, weird enough to be in this commercial, but they definitely aren’t pornstars. I assume they’re just two normal actors that got cast for this. Imagine being their kids seeing this ad for free HD porn and it’s your fucking parents. Immediate suicide. Tie a cinderblock to your ankle and jump off a bridge.

This commercial was pretty LIT, but it won’t top the one from two years ago. Not even close. I’m not sure if any commercial can. It’s so simple and perfect.