UPDATE: John Mayer Is Recovering From His Appendectomy And Taking Hospital Selfies
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PHEW. Everybody take a deep breath. Our guy John Mayer is gonna be just fine. His appendectomy was a smashing success. Look at him. He looks…….great.. He’s already taking hospital selfies. Alright he looks a little bit like a ghost there but hard to look your best after being sliced open and having an object removed from your body. He still looks a million times better than the rest of us. He’ll still steal your girl in two seconds. I’m just happy we’ve got John back on social media. I don’t care if he never puts out another album (he better, I’m just sayin). I need him on Twitter more than anything else. Prayers up on the recovery.