DON'T Freak Out, But Gordon Hayward Isn't Wearing His Boot (Eyes Emoji)

OK don’t freak out, take a deep breath. When Gordon’s wife put this out for the world to see, it’s only natural that Celtics fans everywhere began to dream up some pretty crazy scenarios. I’m no doctor, I don’t even play one on TV, but this is probably normal behavior. That’s what my rational brain tells me. Gotta let the dogs breathe ya know? I hate my rational brain, so instead let’s have fun.

The DPE deadline is coming up, Celts are quiet as a motherfucker. If I see you without a boot on, that tells me the rehab plus my Twitter emotional support is working. That tells me that maybe, just maybe, we can leave the door slightly open for a return. Also, remember this?

Yeah I know they both share the same birthday on 3/23. But maybe Kyrie knows that we know that and was doing that thing where he was speaking at a higher level than our measly human pea brains could understand? You don’t know. Well guess what, my birthday is on 3/25 so I think I caught some residual messaging here.

Either way, maybe I need to start believing the sketchy random DMs I get about a potential Hayward comeback. When has the internet ever been wrong?