Liquid Nitrogen Filled Coke Bottle Comes SO CLOSE To Decapitating TV Host Live On-Air

Crikey! Who would’ve thought fucking around with Liquid Nitrogen isn’t safe? Seemed to work out just peachy for the T-100 in Terminator 2. And to think Mentos gives carbonated products a premature explosion. LN2 turns soda into a weapon of mass destruction. Don’t hate it, when it’s put in the right hands and not some mad Aussie scientist. You don’t see this shit happen on Bill Nye’s or Adam Savage’s watch. But did she not see the first coke bottle launch into orbit like a damn literal rocket? Yeah, let’s just place the next murder rocket directly below her face. That’s just swell. Talk about a death wish, lady. If you’re gonna kill yourself with coke, do it the ol’ fashion way by either snorting an entire snowman or mixing in some Pop Rocks.

Still not the closest call for a live on-air decapitation we’ve ever seen. Stay clear of implosions, folks. Shit, I’d like you to meet pants.