Girl Films Her Friend Coming 1 Inch From Getting Eaten By A Crocodile and It's Poop Your Pants Type Stuff

Mashable - A tourist was bitten on the leg by a crocodile on at Cape Tribulation in Queensland, Australia on Monday night, while standing on a creek bank close to the waters edge.

A Queensland Department of Environment and Heritage Protection (EHP) spokesperson said in a statement the crocodile was estimated to be 2 to 2.5 metres (78 to 98 inches) long.

A video posted on the Facebook page of Ally Bullifent shows the crocodile attack, which comes out of nowhere. It’ll be sure to give you a shock.

This reminds me of one of those old videos you used to prank your friends with, where it’s like “Watch closely!” and you stare at some blank screen for 12 seconds before some decaying zombie face pops up and screams in your face at full volume.  Just poop your pants type stuff.

Little pro tip for all the tourists in Queensland, or anywhere I guess.  That little guy you’re chasing around?  That’s a baby crocodile.

It’s dusk.  That stuff to your left, the wet stuff?  That’s murky water.  I’m sure most people are putting two and two together at this point but in case you’re like these tourists, just to spell it out – that’s where the mommy crocodile is gonna come from to rip your fucking limbs off.

Now this poor guy is gonna get taken to the glue factory, all because you were stomping all around his habitat trying to capture his newborn child.

The EHP said it would carry out a site assessment of the area on Tuesday, and will possibly target the crocodile “for removal” as it has displayed dangerous behaviour in a designated area. This means it’ll be moved to a crocodile farm or a zoo, according to the Cairns Post.

Sad!