Little Boy Drops Knowledge On His Sister About Why She Shouldn't Have A Boyfriend Yet

Preach it, little man. Preach it. Speak your truth. He didn’t hold back at all. Tell her whats up. Get your math and handwriting right before you get a man. In the famous words of Webbie the rapper: I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T. Fuck Dylan, man. He ain’t shit. Stop holding his hand at recess. Guys like that piece of shit Dylan are dime a dozen. Get that education, get that awesome high-paying job and then maybe find a man. Or don’t. She’ll probably be better off without one. I hope this little girl understands how important these lessons are. You don’t need a man. I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T, do you know what that mean man? She got her own house. She got her own car. She sits with her other independent friends at lunch. Dylan is a fucking scrub. I hate Dylan.