Malia Obama Makes Out With A Dude While Ripping A Cig At The Harvard Yale Game, Is Officially A College Kid

TMZ – Malia Obama’s gonna remember her first Harvard-Yale football game — and so is the guy she made out with during the tailgate party!

Barack and Michelle’s oldest was pregaming with friends Saturday outside the Yale Bowl in New Haven, CT, and wound up kissing a mystery guy who seemed to be pulling for Harvard, too … based on his crimson tee.

The makeout sesh is no big deal — just a freshman doing what freshmen do — but the fact Malia lit up a cigarette might not sit well with mom and pop. Remember, Michelle famously disapproved of Barack smoking.

Ahhhh, to be 19 again.  Tailgating the big college football game, making out with your crush, sneaking a cig, Secret Service agents fanned out forming a perimeter with their hands on their Glocks ready to open fire in case this stud’s hands start to wander.  Just your everyday college shit.

Malia Obama has been on her IDGAF game for a while now.  Don’t forget she was turning up so hard at Lollapalooza that she got stretchered out.

She got sniped smoking weed and going ham at a bunch of other concerts.

Love it.  Just a 19 year old girl being a 19 year old girl despite her dad being the most famous man in the world.

Now she’s just your average, every day Harvard student.  Lighting up an Ultralight and sneaking a smooch before kickoff.

Do your thing girl.

PS,

*Nobody is actually sure if Malia has Secret Service protection but I’d assume so.  Chelsea Clinton had plainclothes guys following her around Stanford, Jenna Bush had them at Texas (she’d try to run red lights to get them off her tail all the time).   Confirmed or not…it takes some big old balls to shove your tongue down Malia Obama’s throat in public like that.

[Screengrabs via TMZ]