You Know It's Real If Selena Is Showing Up To Bieber's Beer League Games
Yeah yeah yeah. None of you actually give a shit about Bieber and Selena. I get it and neither do I. But I’m not here to talk about Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting back together. I’m just here to talk about the fact that you know you have a real one if your girl shows up to your beer league games.
Listen, fellas. As much as this hurts to hear, we all suck. If we didn’t suck then we’d be playing in front of a packed crowd at MSG instead of an emptied out local rink at 11:15pm playing against a bunch of divorced guys. Now just because we suck doesn’t mean that we still can’t be Beer League Heroes. But the fact of the matter is that no beer league game actually deserves to have any fans in the stands. So if your girl decides to sacrifice her sleep to sit there in a freezing cold rink with nobody else around her to watch you and your boys miss the net high for 50 shots in a row, then she’s a keeper. Doesn’t matter if your Justin Bieber or not. If the snack bar and pro shop in the rink are both closed by the time your game starts, then the only people left for your beer league game should be the teams, the refs, the scorekeeper and the Zamboni driver. Anybody else and they’re either your mom or a girl who you need to wife up.
So do I care about the hot celebrity gossip that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together? No, no I do not. But I’m a sucker for love and this, this right here my friends, is what true love is all about. And the best part about your girl showing up to your beer league game? You can drink as many cold ones as you want and you know that you still have a ride home.