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Joel Embiid Was An Outright Monster In A Historic Performance Vs. The Lakers

SHIRLEY TEMPLES ON THE BBB! What a night as the Sixers danced down the Lakers, 115-109. Joel Embiid became the first player in NBA history with 46 points, 14 rebounds, 7 assists, and 7 blocks. A beyond impressive evening for the big man who was doing everything from knocking down 3’s to Dream Shakin’ in the post all night. Nobody has put up 46 with 7 dimes and 7 rejections since Dr. J in 1982. The most amazing part about all of it is it looked almost effortless. Just an overall Ho Hum performance by Embiid, whose potential is

And do you know what’s amazing and fun? Joel Embiid and Lonzo Ball combined for 48 points on the night! Bless this young NBA talent!. And to think, Joel did all of this with his health meter at just 69%. Nice!

Ben Simmons chimed in with 18 points, 9 boards, 10 dishes, and 5 steals – Just one rebound shy of a triple double. A pretty damn impressive stat line when it doesn’t get overshadowed by Embiid’s performance straight out of Space Jam. Plus, THIS:

Taste it, Ball. Taste all of it. Lonzo had himself a rough evening only chiming in 2 points in a very lackluster effort. He was also the Lord of Shankville:

And got put through the washing machine by TJ McConnell:

The victories are starting to mount up for this team. And they’re not only winning, but having fun while enjoying the ride. Kevin Hart knows as he took a break from the Lollipop Guild to Trust for the night.

Brett Brown has got this 8-6 squad boogying. Now they return back East to have a rematch with the Warriors at home on Saturday. Cue.