Ezekiel Elliott Drops His Appeal, Will Serve Full 6-Game Suspension

Ezekiel Elliott Suspension Status: Snip.
Is This The End Of All This Nonsense?: Yes!
Is There A Chance That There Is A Snap?: I fucking hope not!
What’s Zeke Going To Do The Next 6 Weeks?: Leave the country, clear his head, and train apparently.

Why Is He Doing That?:You have no idea the physical toll that 100 suspensions and reversals have on a person!
Does Jerry Jones Still Want To Go Nuclear On Roger Goodell, Which Could Cause The Owners To Try To Kick Jones Out Of The NFL?: God I hope so. I love a Rich Guy fight.
Who Is The Cowboys Running Back To Start In Fantasy This Weekend?: Alfred Morris (I think). Rod Smith is 2nd on my list, Darren McFadden is 3rd.
When is Zeke coming back?: Week 16 AKA Fantasy Championship Week (Unless your league is weird and plays Week 17).
Are You Going To Include Hunter’s Song In This Blog?: You better believe it, bubba.

Can I Get A Quick Recap Of This Entire Ridiculous Saga?: Sure!

Mood Of Everyone On The Ezekiel Elliott Suspension Beat: