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Get A Load Of This Suicidal Gym Rat Doing Pullups In The Rafters 50 Feet Above The Stage At A Kodak Concert

Some lunatic scaled the speaker tower at a Kodak Black concert last night in New Haven, CT. Guy started doing chinups because why not? And what an indictment of Kodak Black’s concert. Assuming that this happened during his set, that’s gotta sting if you’re the musician. Your performance was so boring that one guy said, “I’d rather be working out right now.” I’ve been to a handful of concerts and not ONCE did I have that thought.

You can hear the crowd change its tone once he starts his reps. They go from being annoyed to impressed. But I’ll tell you something: I’m not impressed. Everyone knows the farther you travel from earth, the lower the gravity. Guy is miles in the air. It’s like he’s doing pullups in space or a pool. You really want to impress me? Dig a hole in the concert floor and bang out your set 100 feet underground.

In general, he’s just an asshole. It appears the concert was paused for his workout. Only assholes draw attention to themselves when they’re pumping.

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Ehhh, heh heh, I mean… do you bro! Get it in when you can. Guy’s probably a father, supporting a family of 10. I’ll bet he  adopted 7 kids from a fire or something. Can’t afford a gym membership. Works 3 jobs and barely has time to make it to see Kodak Black. Let the man lift!

H/t Rob (@robtammaro)