Live Look At Rough N Rowdy 1000: Two Old Geezers Come To Blows As A Third Tries (and fails) To Break It Up

I typically don’t like to exploit old folks for page views but these guys were asking for it. Absolute gold from the opening bell. No one could stay on their feet, even the guy breaking it up was falling down. It’s like they were fighting on ice. The short dude was worst of all, he has to be the only man in the history of combat to get knocked down by his own punch. To his credit, he did throw the first punch and it landed. But the target was completely unaffected. Which has to be the most terrifying feeling in the world. If I were him I’d have faked a heart attack, or at the very least hit the life alert button on my necklace. This guy tried to make up for it with a kick to the balls. Which is a wild move- if it works the fights over, but if not, you’re basically dead. There’s a primal rage that comes over a man when a someone tries to attack his balls.

Sixty-years younger and these guys would be perfect for Rough N Rowdy. They clearly hate each other, have no problem fighting to the death, and are probably white trash. December 15th can’t come soon enough. Take it away John!