Watch This Bear Shit On Andrew: It's Absolutely Delightful

Fuckin Andrew. You know how the old Irish Proverb goes, “you stand under the bear’s butt, you get pooped on.” That saying came true in this situation.

Being pooped on is the worst. I think that goes without saying. You can be pooped on by birds, bears, or bees and it all stinks. It can be the dung of a dinosaur, dingo, or doggie and you dont want that shit on your clothes or head. Your buddies head? Well,,, that’s a different ball game.

An animal pooping on your pal is one of the best things that can happen in a little outdoor excursion. I would love going into the woods and seeing my friend have a black bear shit on his neck from 30 feet up while the dogs are going nuts. No one cars that the bear is up there swaying about to and fro in the wind, and that the dogs have treed the bear. They are concerned with one thing and one thing only: laughing directly in Andrew’s face because that’s what friends do. Show me a friend group who runs and gets you a towel when you get shit on by a wild animal and I’ll show you a terrible friend group. Hashtag facts only. You laugh at your friend and watch him clean his backpack and hat with leaves.