The Giants Have To Fire Ben McAdoo After Today's Game, Right?

Clem11/13/2017 12:39 AM

I know the jokes about leaving a coach at the field or on the runway Lane Kiffin style always come out when they lose an awful game across the country or in London. But the Giants have to fire Ben McAdoo after today, right? Yeah, being down 31-13 to an 0-9 team whose biggest lead this season was 3 before a late meaningless touchdown made things look less gruesome than they were. But between last week’s “effort”, this week’s debacle, C.J. Beathard looking like Montana + Young + Jeff fucking Garcia when he was pretty good, the anonymous bullshit leaking in the media, and guys not showing up to practice, something has to change.

And speaking of change, HOW HAS HE NOT CHANGED THAT FUCKING JINXED HAIRCUT?!?!?!? My fat ass will switch spots on the couch if I feel like I am hurting the team through some cosmic juju. The only other times I willfully move is if I need to get a drink, piss, or answer the door for the pizza guy. Good coaches know how to make adjustments at halftime and on the fly. But Ben McAdoo can’t figure out that he was 11-5 last season with his pumpkin pie haircutted freak look and 1-8 with his Fat Riley ‘do. It’s truly the most outrageous thing I have ever seen a coach do. That includes the fake punt the Colts ran against the Patriots that one time as well as the entire Derek Fisher Era with the Knicks.

We can get into whether Reese should be allowed to have key card access to the building for the rest of the season. But his mistakes have already been made. The Giants need to just end this McAdoo nonsense before it somehow gets EVEN MORE embarrassing than losing by a billion at home then getting dominated by a now 1-9 team. You have to give Spags a half-hearted shot to prove himself even though I’m pretty sure he’s not the answer either. To be honest I just want this season to end ASAP with us somehow holding the Number 1 pick. That is all that matters at this point. If the Giants do fire McAdoo, this is 1000000000% happening.

And trust me, writing this blog hurts. Because I loved that we had a goofy coach that also somehow won football games. It made my job as a blogger easier and this shirt is literally one of my favorite things I have ever been a part of making in my life.

But at some point you have to stop the bleeding. Based on what John Mara looked like the 100 times Fox showed him on TV, he may just go Captain Hook on the entire front office and coaching staff tonight.