Embattled Former Trump Adviser Mike Flynn Probed Over Plot To Kidnap A Cleric And Deliver Him To Turkey For $15 Million Ransom
Daily Mail — The Wall Street Journal reported Friday that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is probing an alleged plot for Michael Flynn and his son to kidnap a cleric living in the U.S. and deliver him to the Turkish government for a $15 million fee.
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdo?an viewed cleric Fethullah Gulen as an enemy of the state and had been pressing the United States to extradite him.
The Journal reported that FBI agents have asked at least four individuals about a meeting in mid-December in which Flynn and a representative from the Turkish government discussed putting Gulen on a private jet and carting him off to the Turkish prison island of Imrali.
NBC News then reported that investigators are also looking into allegations of a quid pro quo that was discussed at that same meeting, with Flynn being paid to do Turkey’s bidding, while serving as President Trump’s national security advisor, a job which he had already been offered.
Say what you want about Mike Flynn but there’s no doubt he’s a whatever it takes guy. That motherfucker wants to make some money and ain’t nothing going to stop him. Like some folks you can’t drag out of bed for anything not even some cash but Flynn here is all in on kidnapping a fucking cleric and delivering him to Turkey if that’s what it takes. Just needs $15 mill to do it. Pretty reasonable. And this obviously begs the question, would you kidnap a cleric and deliver him to a Turkish prison island for $15 mill? Yes, no brainer. Next question, who’s helping you do it? Who’s your crew?
I believe I’d need just 6 guys. My Barstool Six (plus myself) would be the following.
1) Blueprints Guy, KMarko. I want Keith drawing up the plans and it’s not even close. He’s meticulous. He takes no bullshit. He’s dry yet funny. He finds a way to delegate and to deliver the pageviews and he’ll find a way to deliver the cleric.
2) The Grabber, Nate. Pretty obvious here, the Spider Monkey is making the grab. Nate’s plucking the cleric. I don’t think he’ll do it smoothly or without conflict, but he’s the guy. He’ll go in, make the grab, and come running out with explosions and alarms and shit going off all around him. But he’ll also come running out screaming for us to fire up the engines with the cleric in-hand. The monkey will not fail us.
3) Communications, Brett.
lol just kidding. Speaking of OMB.
The guy sitting in the hotel room with a headset on directing communications would be Rone. Dude talks smooth as hell.
4) Pilot, Big Cat. Best driver in the league.
Not sure he knows how to fly but he’ll figure it out.
5) Diversion guy, Portnoy. Who distracts better from the important stuff than our very own El Pres? Nobody. Let Portnoy draw a bunch of attention to himself and drag a few bad guys into the mud with him while everyone else gets down to business.
6) Handler, PFT Commenter. No clue exactly what I’d need PFT for but shit always comes up in a kidnapping. Shit goes wrong and there’s no more versatile guy to make it right than PFT Commenter. My right-hand man aka my handler would be PFT.
That’s the Barstool Six plus Riggs so Seven. Squad up, who needs a kidnapping?