OJ Simpson Kicked Out Of The Cosmopolitan In Vegas For Being Drunk And Belligerent

(TMZ) — O.J. Simpson was booted from the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas Wednesday night after allegedly getting wasted and then being extremely unruly. Simpson had been frequenting bars at the hotel since his release from prison. Hotel staff tells TMZ … at around midnight last night, Simpson was drunk and became disruptive at the Clique bar. We’re told Simpson was angry at hotel staff and glasses broke at the bar.

I’m a staunch anti-victim blamer but I need to do a little victim blaming real quick, if you don’t mind. You don’t? Perfect.

What fucking LUNATIC would upset OJ Simpson while he’s drunk, or at any time for that matter? I know he shoulders much of the blame here but anger has to at least be a bit prompted, right? He’s not screaming at staff and breaking glasses for no reason at all. Someone didn’t do something he requested. I don’t give fuck what OJ asks you to do, you do it.

He wants another drink even though he seems like he’s had his fill? Pour another drink, with a heavy hand, and say it’s on the house. He wants you to change the channel on the bar tv? Do it, post haste. Wants his memorabilia back? Yes sir, I’m sorry I ever even looked at this.

We’re talking about OJ Simpson here, ladies and gentlemen. Whenever you’re around him it’s head down, yes sir, and a quiet prayer that you get out of there alive. You don’t find yourself in the same room as a tiger and start denying its requests, you make no sudden movements and hope he allows you to consider breathing.