Teenage Kid Can Rotate His Head A Full 180-Degrees And This Evolution Thing Needs To Relax

DM – This is Pakistan’s ‘human owl’ teenager who can turn his head 180 degrees to look directly behind him. Muhammad Sameer, from the southern Pakistani city of Karachi, uses his hands to help rotate his head back over his shoulders. Now the 14-year-old is hoping his unbelievable flexibility will land him a part in a Hollywood movie.

NOPE. I’m done if this is the way humans are evolving. Retired from life. Somebody call Professor Xavier cause there’s another real life mutant that needs to be educated and cut their shit. If this Pakistani wants to crank his spine to the tune of a Hollywood movie career, more power to him. Initially I’d be inclined to think this kid swiveling his head like a goddamn Owl would be fake. But then again, I’m also inclined to believe anything goes in foreign lands. Actually wouldn’t have been shocked to see that thing pop off, grow crab legs, and scurry off like The Thing. Gotta expect the unexpected in the third worlds.

Here’s hoping for a full, healthy-ish life for this teenager. Gotta look on the bright side, at least the kid isn’t molesting himself with a crucifix. Yet.