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This Celtics Fan is the Hero the World Deserves

Asian

Take that, LiAngelo, Lonzo and LaVar Ball. You don’t go into this man’s ancestral homeland and start stealing their goods without hearing it from him.

For the record, the other side of his sign said “STOP STEALING FROM MY PEOPLE” and my buddy Scott who sat next to him reports that he rode Lonzo all night long. Even as security took the sign away. And he had another. But they took that too. Nevertheless, Message. Delivered.

I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say that not since Tiananmen Square has one man stood so proud for the rights of his oppressed countrymen. And I think tonight we can all stand with this anonymous hero and say we are proud that he’s a Masshole. Godspeed.

@jerrythornton1