The Japanese Prime Minister Fell Ass Backwards Into A Bunker While Playing Golf With Trump

Sniper! Sniper! Down he goes! You hate to see that happen. You hate to see that happen during a round that you know is being taped. Fall during any other round that doesn’t involved the POTUS and no one ever knows. You never speak of it again. Laugh out loud funny though. My question is, how do you let that footage get out if you’re a world leader? The Japanese PM should’ve squashed that the second it happened. I’d even go as fares to say I don’t trust you as a leader if video like that is allowed to get out. Burn the tapes. Kill all the witnesses. Do whatever it takes so the world doesn’t see you look like a total ass clown.

Lemme ask you this. Do you think that video sees the light of day if Donnie Trumps went tumbling into a bunker? HELL NOOOOOOOOOOO. Absolutely not. He might not be the best leader in the world but he at least knows what’s good PR and what isn’t. Appearing human and getting bested by a bunker? Very bad PR. Weak! North Korea would launch a missile in America’s direction 35 seconds after the tape got released. We’d all be fucked. Never show weakness. Never let a bunker make you look like a baby back bitch.