Ryan Reynolds Spectacularly Trolls Blake Lively on Instagram As She's On The Set Of Her New Assassin Movie

I wish I could troll the most beautiful woman on the face of the planet and not be put in the dog house. I mean, I’m scared to double text a girl after she hasn’t responded in 30 minutes without questioning what I’ve done. The social media rivalry of star couple Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively is awesome and I love for it. They constantly crop each other out of social media posts and I get a kick out of it every time. Just a couple weeks ago she got Reynolds on his birthday.

After he got her for the same a ways back.

So now it was time to troll the fuck out of her by posting a pic of Blake on set of her new movie where she looks like some homeless druggie. Ah, true love ain’t it something? Actually she’s playing an assassin in this new movie where she goes undercover to try and get revenge on people that murdered her family in a plane crash so that sounds intense as fuck, but she looks virtually unrecognizable.

I don’t think there’s a non-sports celebrity I’d rather be than Ryan Reynolds. He’s tall, he’s got incredible hair (something I have quite the opposite of), he’s hilarious, he’s talented, and he’s married to one of the most beautiful women to ever grace this Earth. I’d like to pretend he sucks in bed or something, but in reality there’s no way that’s true. Ryan Reynolds wins at life end of story. Remember when Gay Pat had no idea who Blake was? One of the craziest things I’ve ver heard in my life time.

Dear Lord…