How Many Punches Can These Guys Miss On Stationary Heads?

I watched this video last night like a confused puppy. Head just wouldn’t stop turning sideways. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen more punches missed in a fight, and I watched Kimbo Slice vs Dada5000 live. Nobody was trying to evade the blows, nobody was even moving an inch, just wild fists swinging and missing.

That’s three! Three in a row nowhere near this guy’s head! Orange shirt, get a grip. You’re bound to hit him with one, just keep swinging.

Or…maybe not?

Oh no definitely not, he’s actually not with us any more. RIPIP Orange Shirt, you were truly the worst boxer I’ve ever seen.

Shoutout to Red Hat, the underrated hero of the video, who briefly thought about trying to break things up before he had a “What the fuck are we doing here?” moment.

The answer to the question that is my headline is fifteen, by my count, by the way. Fifteen total in this video.