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Manhattan College Parties Are Going So Hard They Are Causing The Buildings To Shake And Leaving "Trails Of Vomit" On The Streets

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NY PostRowdy Manhattan College students are turning a posh Bronx neighborhood into their very own “Animal House,” according to residents who are fed up with the trash and trails of vomit fouling their leafy streets.

The rowdy 20-somethings leave behind garbage, empty beer cans, and plenty of puke in Riverdale, residents told NBC New York.

Some of the parties get so out of hand that apartment buildings will shake, Sarah Lang and Julia Lorusso told NBC.

This is a tough one to judge without knowing the exact neighborhood this Manhattan College Animal House is going down in.  Is it like, a long established college house, passed down for years throughout college generations, with gigantic MANHATTAN COLLEGE letters on it and a storied history of epic parties?  Or did these guys just move in there recently and start raging?  Because if it’s the former, that’s on you, neighbors.  I hate the people that move into college towns then start complaining that the college kid inhabitants are acting like college kids.  Obviously the New York neighborhood layout is different than like Midwestern towns, but the point still remains that you kind of know what you’re moving into. There’s a reason you got such a good deal on the property buddy.

But if it’s the latter then I get it.  You shopped for the perfect home to start a family then one year later your daughter is coming home for dinner with puke all over her shoes holding a used condom in each hand.   You’re planning out your 45 year mortgage as the walls sway back and forth and the china falls off the shelves because of your neighbor’s Steve Aoki beats coming from a trillion watt subwoofer.  That sucks.

Councilman Andrew Cohen, whose district covers Riverdale and other nearby neighborhoods, said he’s fielded numerous complaints from residents about the private college, whose tuition is about $58,000 a year.

“The kids are drinking all of the time, all over the place,” Cohen said. “The amount of drinking that takes place at Manhattan College is out of control and the school takes no responsibility for the kids off campus.”

There’s your moneyshot line for the Princeton Review list of party schools.  “The amount of drinking that takes place is out of control.” -Councilman Cohen.