They Need To Stop Showing The Aaron Rodgers Dog Commercial Because It's Driving Me Into Depression

I’d like to state for the record that I love dogs. I’ll stop on the street to pet them, I’m always on the “I Can’t Even” Insta because it’s easily one of the best accounts out there (shout out to Marina). I love ‘em, but enough is enough with this Aaron Rodgers commercial. When it first came out I was obsessed cause it combined Aaron Rodgers, an adorable dog, and an incredibly catchy song. A true triple threat. You can hear it in the background of this video of me dancing at some pregame. It just gets the hips going.

But now, it’s November and I can’t take it anymore. Football Sunday is usually the happiest day of the week for me, but this year with Rodgers sidelined with a broken collarbone I can’t enjoy a goddamn second of it. Seeing this commercial during what seems like is every other break on Sundays makes me die a little inside. Now tonight the Pack square off against the Lions in what was supposed to be a gigantic divisional game in Lambeau on Monday Night Football. This is usually the game where everyone drops their jaw in awe of what #12 is capable of doing on the field, but tonight it’s Brett Hundley. Sure, the Pack will be in the game cause of their running game, their turnover creating defense ,and well of course Stafford is Stafford, but it’s gonna suck. Rodgers will be on the sideline for the first time since the injury which will be horrible to watch from a fan’s perspective, but even worse is that fucking State Farm commercial will probably play 400 times by the time the game is over. Seriously, can we be done with this? It’s a sick joke at this point and it’s making more miserable every time I see it. MAKE IT STOP.