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Alma Deutscher Stunts All Over Mozart Despite Being Only 12

Alma Deutscher is a two-time virtuoso and I’m not even a one-time virtuoso. No matter how many decent blogs I write, I’ll never be the Mozart of blogging. That’s crushing. I’ve always wanted to be a super musical guy. Just walkin into a music store and get nuts on various types of instruments.

The oboe? You betcha.

The tenor sax,,, buddy. Of course.

The banjo? Hand me four picks. I use four fingers and a thumb strum.

The piano? Oh, the piano is my favorite. Tickling the ivories tickles my fancy.

But alas, I’m but a man without a virtuosity. We’ll get through this together. I have no doubt about that. Credit to Alma who is the first Alma and not the 2nd Mozart. Musical swagger for days.

Alma is good. She’s still no Derek Paravicini. At least, not yet.