It's Tough To Fit This Much Disrespect In Only A Two Second Clip

What’s the proper comeback for this? The natural response is to throw hands, but that’s surely no permanent solution. I imagine it would make this tiny fella feel better in the short term, but that’s not nearly enough for long term peace of mind. This is one of those moments your brain randomly reflects upon when you’re halfway through a Tuesday morning shower, you let out a hearty 15 second scream of terror and the rest of your day is filled with crippling anxiety about the horrors of your past.

But let’s say he does catch him with a mighty uppercut, bounding off one leg to catch the taller man in the chin like Super Mario trying to collect gold coins out of a question mark box floating high above his head – then what? After that move draws him a red card he still has to get in the shower, avoid the larger water droplets so he doesn’t drown, get out his step ladder, climb into his Mini Cooper, sit on top of some phone books, drive back to his home, scale the tree in which he and the rest of his Keebler elf brethren reside, look his wife in the clavicle, tilt his head back at a 17-degree angle and tell her what happened at work today. Think of the second hand embarrassment she’s going to suffer from this! Anything less than this guy becoming the next dictator PFT tweets about and it’s safe to say he didn’t do nearly enough in retaliation for this sign of disrespect.

Could you imagine getting dominated this thoroughly? It’s sickening, it’s not right, and that bully should truly be ashamed of himself. I cannot fathom what that must feel like.