I Met My Wife Today And She Is As Lovely As I Imagined She Would Be

They said it couldn’t be done. They said I couldn’t meet my best friend AND my wife in about a month and a half’s time. But yet here we are.

First, September 22, 2017. I met my best friend forever Bryce “Nate’s Best Friend” Harper

And then today, November 3, 2017, I met my crush Paige VanZant. I’ve been blogging about PVZ since my early days here at Barstool. I don’t want to sound like Dave, but I really do think I was the first person on the smut web to blog about her. I was like how is someone this good looking also a professional ass kicker? I was baffled. Dave blogged about her a couple months later, and now flash forward a few years, she’s a bonafide superstar.

Now, you’re probably thinking, her boyfriend is super good looking and can kick your ass. To that I say,

whatever.

Love is love, my friends. Love is love.