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Man In India Sounds Just Like Axl Rose, But Does Anyone Realize It?

Uhhh, woah dude! That’s really fucking good! I mean, things definitely got rough at times, but if I closed my eyes and you told me it was Axl after a huge week-long bender at a concert he cancelled 12 minutes later, I’d probably buy it.

Here’s my question, though: does anyone in India realize how accurate to Axl this is? Do they even know November Rain, or are they bowing down this this new musical god? I know there’s 1.3 billion people there, so obviously it’s not all underground street performers on Panasonic keyboards and some have Use Your Illusion I, but the people there while he’s singing have to be thinking he’s the most talented human being on earth. It’s gotta be like when C-3PO showed up on the Forest Moon of Endor and the Ewoks had never seen ANYTHING like him, right? Wouldn’t be surprised if it were Beatlemania for him in a week. Only move for Slumdog Axl now is to announce Chinese Democracy when people ask for more music, and deliver it in 2027.